Click Monkeys

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This is great for a weekend laugh: Click monkeys claims to be a company you can pay to generate fake traffic to your website, or to raise the cost of your competitor's Google ads by clicking them all day long.

From their website:

“Click Monkeys!! is a Ukrainian company and the giant tanker ship click farm we have stationed just outside U.S. waters off the coast of San Francisco is registered at a Ukrainian berth so we're not subject to any U.S. laws!“

This site is a hoax, but it certainly will lighten your day to read their scheme (the tanker parked in international waters, and their offer to buy off real people involved in something they call "Media Matrix" is just way over the top!).

From Schenier.


Posted Jul 16 2006, 07:43 AM by keith-brown
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Donrajah wrote re: Click Monkeys
on 07-16-2006 8:29 PM
One of the Testimonials reads:

Bill was putting a lot of pressure on us to dominate the web portal business, but we just didn't see how we could build our traffic quickly enough. We turned to Click Monkeys!!™ to deliver the uniques we needed to show up in the Media Metrix top 20. Thanks to them, I got my bonus, our site is on top of the charts, and Bill thinks I'm great!"
--Product Manager, MSN.com

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